miakosamuio:

An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been sold.

17 hours ago with 15,122 notes — via reyesrobbies
#i'd prob be ecstatic with 30000 copies #jk rowling #HP #insert witty queue tag here



spacetwinks:

DC comics alternate universe/dystopian future checklist

  • Superman goes evil
  • Wonder Woman goes evil
  • ALTERNATELY: Wonder Woman doesn’t get to do anything
  • Batman survives and is humanity’s last hope
  • Obscure Teen Titan probably gets cut in half or something
18 hours ago with 561 notes — via reyesrobbies, © spacetwinks
#dcu #insert witty queue tag here



20 hours ago with 449 notes — via ladyyatexel, © tvwrambling
#if i lived in the trek universe i'd work for temporal investigations #trials and tribbleations #benjamin sisko #star trek #st: ds9 #insert witty queue tag here



1 day ago with 5,654 notes — via ohhicas, © frederdickchilton
#frederick chilton #you poor fucker #hannibal #hannibal spoilers #insert witty queue tag here



fashiondisastercecil:

he actually knows a fuckton about trees it’s just thE PRINCIPLE OF THE THIGN

1 day ago with 413 notes — via psilentasincjelli, © fashiondisastercecil
#carlos the scientist #welcome to night vale #insert witty queue tag here



hippiepiegypsybird:

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers <3

hippiepiegypsybird:

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers <3

1 day ago with 9,502 notes — via inkandscales, © hippiepiegypsybird
#birds #magpies #critter tag #insert witty queue tag here



schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

2 days ago with 264,726 notes — via goldtitaniumman, © discontentramblings
#reblogging again because cute artwork #ace tag #pansexuality #lgbtqiap



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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
2 days ago with 32,028 notes — via goldtitaniumman, © fwips
#how do you exist #anthony mackie #mcu



Robin #157

2 days ago with 675 notes — via reyesrobbies, © youngjustices9
#robin #tim drake #dcu #insert witty queue tag here



lordjonsnow:

APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL

2 days ago with 18,681 notes — via reyesrobbies, © rchardrider
#well done #cap 2 spoilers #tony stark #mcu #insert witty queue tag here